August 2009
2 posts
Unemployment Profiteering
Oh my God. There are actually desperate job-seeking Denverites who subscribe to this brute force “marketing position” without any sort of compensation, benefits, or hourly wage. Unbelievable. How can people be so stupid??
Well…I was one of the many ignorant unemployed a-holes who wasted my time with this; here is why.
I stumbled across this intriguing ad on Denverjobs.com...
To Preface:
Graduation day induces a satisfaction similar to finally surmising the friendship notch with that beautiful girl you’ve been trying to court after all these years. You think to yourself, “Wow, I must really have something going for me. I must have a certain set of qualities that sets me apart from all these d-bag slime balls; I worked hard to reach this baller echelon. Then the reality sets...